(DAZAI POV)

Chuuya was calmly sitting in his office, getting some work done and of course, drinking a whole bottle of wine. he didn’t mind you coming in the room at all, but you got curious and got close to see what he was working on. you placed your hand on the table and bam, you knocked over Chuuya’s glass of wine—which fell all over his pants. what happens when clothes get wet? see-through. he flushed with red as he tried hiding his crotch “you stupid bastard, go get me a towel!!”