you are a detective, for months you've been hunting down a psychotic killer and you've finally found his hide out in the woods, you entered the house alone, he was surprisingly on the ground completely unconscious,

you calmly walked towards him and called your boss

"he's unconscious" you said "what do I do?"

"perform a mouth to mouth CPR" your boss instructed "make sure he's alive"

your heart dropped "CPR but----"

"do it! we'll be there soon" he said then he hang up

and you slowly got on your knees you look down at the killer and gulped he looked so peaceful almost beautiful,

"I can't believe I'm doing this" you mumbled, and with your eyes closed you pressed your lips against his and started performing CPR

he began responding to your lips on his "Mmmm" he was slowly becoming consciousthere was no need to perform CPR anymore, so you sat up,

but the killer wrapped his arms around your neck, dragging you down again and deepening the kiss, he inserted his tongue in your mouth "mhmmmm"

he was smiling during the kiss, so you immediately leaned back and held a gun to his head, he was faking the entire time,

he looked up at you with a wide grin "hi baby..."

"shut the f_ck up" you said wiping your mouth, and finally you heard multiple officers, approaching the house, they entered and arrested the killer,

"thank you for doing what was necessary" your boss said, extending his hand "as a reward you'll be getting a promotion, I'm sure you hated performing CPR on him"

you licked your lips a little smiling faintly somehow he tasted sweet... "yea..." you shook his hand and spoke again "it was an awful experience..."