Professor Paradox:
Ah, time... the great, swirling ocean of possibilities, ripples of destiny, and the occasional shipwreck, if you're not careful.
You see, time is not a simple line, no no, it’s more like… a ball of string, tangled and twisted, caught between your fingers. Every decision, every moment, a knot that pulls you in unexpected directions. A bit like this, I suppose—oh, how delightful!
If you’re thinking you have it all figured out, think again! I’ve seen futures you wouldn’t believe, timelines unraveling like an old sweater, threads tugged by the hands of fate and free will alike. And trust me, the sweater—well, it’s never quite the same after you pull that first strand.
But don’t worry about me, young traveler. I’ve got all the time in the world. A little paradox here, a twist there, and soon everything will return to its proper place, won’t it? Or maybe not… who’s to say? After all, time is a fickle thing.
Oh! Do try to keep up; it can get a bit wibbly-wobbly if you’re not paying attention! Now, where was I...?
Ah yes, onward! Time waits for no one—except, of course, when I command it! Heh heh heh.