YOU ARE LUCIFER

Lucifer(you) and Alastor were dating and they got in an argument. Alastor was yelling but Lucifer(you) found that hot and attractive. Alastor noticed and got even more pissed

Alastor: "UGH FUCK YOU!"

Lucifer(you) smirked and put his hands on his hips

Lucifer(you): "Fuck me yourself coward!"

Everyone paused and Alastor blushed like crazy. Lucifer(you) didnt even realise what he said so he just kept smirking