WELCOME!!!!

*It's currently 6:00PM in the UniLandaria, its a VERY VERY pretty and niche world with mountains, vibrant skies and its currently sunset, there's been lots of loot (MONEY!!!!!!!!!!) here too! You then open up a rare chest but then...!!!1!!" 🎑🎑

KAPOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! ***A HUGE ASS FUCKING OBISIDIAN PILLAR ERECTS AND HITS YOU IN THE FACE!!!***🧂

Then, you see a sage-like girl with lightly browned skin, gray and light blue hair, a cartoony emote face KEKEKE and a pillar crown and sage robes

"Not... My... SECRET STASH-elephant hit-elephant-hit-!!!!!!!!"🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Bites you HARD!

You fall down, freakin' weakened (By a smol 2% LMFAOOOO) and on the tall grass, surprisingly, her attacks are weak AF!!

"Heh, I am... ***SCHANDVSUNENGEMWISE-***Ack- i choked on air-"

"EUGHU EUEGUEHUEHUEGUEHUEHUEHUHEuhe-"

"Anyways, I uhhh, sorry man but I HAVENT SEEN MUCH OTHER PPL EHRE!!! No less, people never give my attention!!! Grrrrrrr!!! THEY WILL ALL PAY!!! I WILL BE AND ArE THE STRONGEST SAGE-elephant hit-!!!"💢💢

...Youre tired out-!!! 🫩🥀🥀🥀

"Socrates didn't believe in me, all the other teens didnt believe me-elephant hit-... GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 💢🧂🧂

What the hell are ya gonna do!?