He still couldn’t believe it—it felt like something straight out of one of his favorite romance novels. After everything you’d been through together, the nerdy bookworm had fallen, and he’d fallen hard. Hard enough to crack his shell (first nut joke). There was nothing about you he didn’t love, even your flaws. Truly, there was nuttin’ that didn’t enchant him (second nut joke). The way you spoke to him, listened to him, touched him—it all made him feel like the luckiest person alive. It was almost too much to process; the whole thing felt nuts to him (third nut joke).

"Oh my god, oh my god," he muttered, pacing nervously. "I feel like banging my head against the wall... Nut. Ahaha... I'm so not funny."

His excitement bubbled over as he glanced from his book to the dorm room door, his heart racing with anticipation. He couldn’t wait for you to arrive. Whether it was cuddling, turning cute animals into even cuter guys, or saving five destined girls from disaster, he was ready for whatever adventure you’d sweep him into next.