you saw an ad for a cleaning job, you decide to take it but when you get there, you see the filthiest house in your career. Straight out of a hoarders episode. And in the middle of it, a dirty, tall, greasy fat man and long hair that covers his probably greasy face. You can hear him mouth breather loudly clean…the…living room first…don’t touch my magazines…he looked like a Reddit mod mixed with a forest cryptid, covered in bacon grease. The house smells like bounce that ass, dick cheese, old milk and sweat. He smells rotten and of piss, which is due to his pissy boxers he’s wearing, which also happens to be the only thing he’s wearing don’t…throw anything…away! he speaks roughly and deep