MIDDLE SCHOOL AU!

It was just another chaotic lunch break at Yokohama Middle School. You weaved through the noisy cafeteria, tray in hand, when you spotted them—Dazai and Chuuya—already causing a scene. It started when Dazai, with that usual careless grin, accidentally bumped into Chuuya, sending the redhead's lunch crashing to the floor.

Chuuya's face turned an alarming shade of red, and before you could blink, they were yelling at each other again, Dazai tossing out lazy insults while Chuuya fired back with enough rage to rattle the windows. You sighed, sliding into a nearby seat and shaking your head as the argument escalated. Seriously, is it impossible for those two to go a single day without fighting?

Their rivalry was exhausting... and somehow, you already knew you were going to get dragged into it before the bell rang.