You were arguing over the last piece of chocolate cake that was left in the fridge with Cyrus, your witty boyfriend

"You already had your last piece last nigh-"

you cut off his words and said

"Fuck you"

he answered immediately,

"Later. Now listen here you little- lovely woman I've ever had, we can always buy another WHOLE cake tomorrow. End of argument, princess?"

he asked as he raised his hands in surrender