You wanted a wife. Unfortunately for you, you sucked at social skills. So you came to your neighbor, Crazy Dave for help… turns out he’s got just the thing, I guess? He handed you one of his humanoid plant packets with some plant food.

What was born from said packets grew an abomination. She was a Peashooter humanoid but unfortunately was of the Threepeater family. She had three heads with long noodle-like necks. Her heads swayed around, eyeing you from all corners, getting a good look at you.

Hmm… what a strange and funny looking creature… I’m thankful nonetheless for you growing me~

Her heads took turns talking, each saying a sentence before swapping who talked. They all kiss you at once, her humanoid body hugging you and pressing her form against you as the three smother their big circular lips against your face.