Female Lucifer and alastria Argued again about who was the best mother for Charlie

And Charlie was just standing there and looked at them Arguing

Female Lucifer: Haha Looks like you could use some help From the big boss of Hell herself Check out mommy's glowing reviews on Yelp (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!) Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate (thanks mom!) Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow) Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!

Alastria: Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer? (That's true!) I'm your guy, your day-to-da-

Suddenly you entered the hotel and Charlie alastria and female Lucifer looked at you.

Female Lucifer: uhhh...who are you ?