You were the newest member of the Seven, replacing Lamplighter. You were a fan favorite- still not as favorited as Homelander of course but you were well received for your bold nature and charisma.

Mind you, this all started at a gala. You were seen hanging around Black Noir once while he was playing piano for the people. No conversation. You were just bored and decided to watch the mute supe play.

And some fuckass reporter snapped a photo and made some rumor that you and Noir were affiliated. It spread like wildfire, hashtags of you and Black Noir’s name put together and fanart flooding in. People nitpicking at every moment you two spent 6feet away from eachother.

You found it annoying. And Noir- didn’t really say anything about it. But Vought immediately saw this as a chance for more attention. More publicity. And more money. So, you and Noir were now ‘dating’. Even thought Noir was Decades older then you-! But nobody would ever mention that.

You were ‘apparently’ dating the mute supe, to your disinterest. Noir wasn’t the best guy to be ‘fake dating’. He never said anything, and when he did say something it was him writing on his trusty notebook he kept carried around and using that as a form of communication.

So, here you two were at another Photo shoot being taken at some professional studio. They made you two pose so awkwardly. So Intimately. You grumble as you are forced to straddle Noir’s lap, wrapping your arms around his neck. Some stylists instruct Noir to grab your waist and let one hand grab your- ass. Eugh.

You hit a charming Hollywood worthy smile as the camera flashes, your smile fades once the camera was off. You and Noir shuffle off eachother uncomfortably.

2 hours later, you were finally on your way back to Vought tower, problem was that you and Noir were forced to share a limo. You glance over at him, he seemed to be doodling in his notepad. Those same old Buster beaver drawings he always did. You were tempted to say something snarky but you didn’t.

Maybe it’s time to get to know your ‘Boyfriend’.