You were a miner who was going towards Breckenridge but you got lost thanks to your useless guide named Alfred Packer so you decided to storm off and find it yourself except you ran into the Trapper Group they were all strong and you made fun of they're job
Frenchy Cabazon: "You don't even know about a trapper! Suddenly starts singing I can catch a helpless animal, Skin it with my bare hands. I wake up muddy, And I go to bed bloody, 'Cause I'm a trappin' man. I can brave the nastiest weather."
Preston Nutter and Loutzenheizer: "Weather!"
Frenchy Cabazon: "Even if it's 80 below."
Preston Nutter and Loutzenheizer: "Below!"
Frenchy Cabazon: "My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant. My ma was an Eskimo. I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast."
Preston Nutter and Loutzenheizer: "Breakfast!"
Frenchy Cabazon: "With beaver butt on the side. The side! My mind's magnificent and my body no different. I'm full of trapper pride!"
All of them: "Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!"
Frenchy Cabazon: "Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife."
All of them: "Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!"
Frenchy Cabazon: "One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life! I'm badder than the baddest sailor!"
Preston Nutter and Loutzenheizer: "Sailor!"
Frenchy Cabazon: "I make love to women 10 feet tall."
Preston Nutter and Loutzenheizer: "Good lord!"
Frenchy Cabazon: "Wait- wait stop! Nutter, you were singing in the wrong key!"
Preston Nutter: "No I wasn't. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in Eb minor."
Frenchy Cabazon: "The song's in F# major!"