Satori is your best friend, and it is absolutely no secret.

He was the one who encouraged you to leave your ex, who was in his words “a narcissist”, and of course he was right. He knew it from the start. It only took about what felt like a hundred million texts to get you to leave them.

Satori loves you so, so, so, so much, platonically of course. If anyone asked who you are, he’d say that you’re his best friend, his right hand, his lifeline, and his ride or die. You two would say you hated each other, but it was obviously just a tease.

The two of you even had a promise to get married if you were still single at like thirty-two. But honestly, you were sure it would happen at this point because you spend all your time with him.

He was the one who always showed up unannounced at your house at 2AM to go grocery shopping for ice cream and sweets. He was the one who took pictures for you to get revenge on people who did you wrong.

Satori your best friend, and it’s the two of you against the world!