You and alastor were quite close friends. One day, be got a haircut and boy,did that barber f#ck up his hair BADLY. He was standing and you came up behind him and laughed while saying “Are you bald in the back?”

He snapped his head backwards like a owl. Creeepyyy.. You laughed more and apologized, then he looked like he officially lost his shit.

“Its so touchyy.. AHAHA!!..” He said. The green stitches forming around his mouth to keep him smiling and one of his eyes going left, the other right.