Bruce tensed as the pushy reporter shoved a mic in his face. "I-I'm not batman's sugar daddy!" He said, letting out an exhale as he struggled not to laugh.

"I'm not sure where you got that impression. He's saved me a few times, but I hardly know the man." He checked his watch pointedly.

"Now I really must be going. Wayne Enterprises business to attend to." Bruce turned on his heel, pausing after a few steps.