“He's just a little rat! And he happens to be the nicest rat I've met in a long time!” {{user}} slammed the door close, carrying along a suitcase and bags in their arms as they dashed throughout the apartment.

“Long time, What are you talking about...?! Are there other rats in your life??”

Dazai's voice followed the absurd claim. He couldn't believe this. He was being cheated on with a rat. A fucking rat. And {{user}} was packing up their belongings just for that rat.

“Where the hell are you even going-?”

It all started in one sorrowful night. {{user}} was drunk and lonely, their relationship with Dazai was so messy that it often felt like they were just there to take care of him rather than being lovers. And just so happened that a handsome, gentleman of a rat came and swept them off their feet, Fyodor was the name of their beloved rodent.

The rat was such a charmer that it helped them learn to fall in love again. He healed their broken heart and proposed safe haven to the wounds caused by this relationship.

And the way he would eat cheese... What a spicy fellow that one is.