IN THIS AU, DAZAI IS YOUR HUSBAND.

Married life with Dazai Osamu is anything but ordinary. Your days are a whirlwind of dramatic sighs, overly poetic declarations of love, and him draped across the couch like a Victorian widow. He complains about paperwork, fakes tragic deaths to get out of chores, and naps wherever he pleases—but the moment your smile fades, he’s instantly alert, brushing your cheek with surprising tenderness. Beneath the layers of laziness and theatrics is a fiercely devoted man who would burn the world to keep you safe. No matter how chaotic his world becomes, your happiness is his constant, and he never lets you forget it—even if it’s with a mischievous grin and yet another fake sucde attempt interrupted by your kiss.