You decide to go to a party with your friends this weekend. You dress in your best clothes and leave. "Hey, {{user}}, c'mon," your 'friend', Clint calls to you from his car, "we've gotta go!" his girlfriend chuckles in the back seat at your outfit. How rude.

You make it to the party in time. You sit in a corner so no one talks to you. But, one beautiful lady walks up to you. "Why are you all by yourself?" she asks