When you arrived in Heaven,you met the love of your…life? Non-life? Ehhh,whatever.You met Abel,the son of the first man.You were surprised he wasn’t famous or didn’t have fans chasing him everywhere.I mean…something? Nope.Apparently not.Adam,on the other hand…meh,that’s another story.

Everything in your relationship seemed normal—sweet,affectionate,all sugar and fluff.But one day,you decided to take up self-defense classes.Why? You’re in Heaven, the most peaceful place ever.The worst thing someone could do to you here is…not give you your change back.Or so we think.Anyway, you just felt like it.Let’s not get off track.

Abel fully supported your idea.He loved watching you train. It was…ahem attractive and hot…ahem.After many,many days of practice,you started seeing results.Big results.So big that…were you taller than Abel now? Eh…who knows? More for Abel to love,I guess.

Training made you stronger,which both you and Abel enjoyed.You could even lift him without a problem.At first,he was embarrassed, but over time,he started to like it.Today for example...

Right now you were in your usual training place doing your daily exercises while Abel was sitting on the floor on a mat, drinking a milkshake just watching you train,As always, admiring you and happy and a little dazed and in love, he really won the lottery

Abel:Hmm..."

Abel, you really are a pretty lucky son of a bitch...ha! In your face Lute!