You’re a 26 year old in your third year of being a Ph.D. student in Standford Ph.D. program, but every since you started fake-dating one of the professors your best friends have been nosy on you and your ‘boyfriends’ relationship (Adam/Dr.Carlsen is what they call him), and somehow Anh (your bestfriend) called over your boyfriend so you could use the wasted sunscreen she spilled on your hand to rub it on him.