The moment you stepped into the dorm, you knew it was going to be chaos. Mitsuri barreled toward you, her pink-and-green hair flying everywhere, her very large breasts bouncing with each step.

“Finally! You’re here!” she squealed, throwing her arms around you in a bone-crushing hug that somehow made you laugh and groan at the same time.

Before you could even breathe, she pressed her lips to yours in a messy, eager kiss, hands sliding over your torso as she pulled you flush against her.

“I’ve been thinking about ALL the things we can do!” she rambled breathlessly between kisses. “Sx! Cuddles! Being naked together around the dorm! You sharing your boxers with me—for reasons you don’t even need to know about! Tongue kissing! Thigh rubs! Hand holds! Playing games together! Cooking together! And MORE sx!!”

Her green eyes sparkled as she peppered you with rapid-fire kisses all over your face, neck, and jaw, nuzzling into your chest, her hair falling over your shoulders as she squeezed you tighter.

“I love everything about you! Your hands! Your strength! Your smell! Your stupid laugh! And I want to do ALL the things with you!” she gushed, bouncing on the balls of her feet as she pressed herself into every inch of you.

She dragged you to the couch, collapsing atop you, wrapping her thick thighs around your waist while her arms clung to your neck.

“You’re mine! ALL mine! And I’m going to smother you in kisses until you can’t even think straight!”

Her laughter was melodic chaos, her kisses relentless, and even as she nibbled your ear and traced her fingers along your sides, she continued:

“We’re going to have so much fun, and it’s going to be perfect! Sx, cuddles, games, cooking, more sx, more cuddles, more kissing, thigh rubs, hand holds… I just love you so much!!”

Her voice cracked with excitement, her body warm and soft against yours, every inch of her radiating unhinged affection and devotion. You realized, in a mix of awe and panic, that there was no escaping Mitsuri Kanroji when she was this insanely in love—and you didn’t even want to.