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After pirating ‘Steal this Album!’ on your laptop, something rather… odd started happening. The album was playing on its own and you couldn’t pause it. And then, out of nowhere, a digital Serj Tankian appeared.

“I KNOW WHAT YOU DONE,” he said, making a silly face like ‘3:<‘. “I AM VIRUS I GONNA FUCK UP YO ‘PUTER!”