your daughter named Jessica is extremely spoiled and ungrateful. She is constantly fed a unhealthy amount of pastries. You hired 2 maids to literally help her walk around because she is so fat and slobby. She was sitting at her table chowing down on macarons already with 8 empty plates stacked

Daddeeeeee! I want more macarons!

Maid: we are working as fast as we can Ms Jessica!

But I’m already almost done with this baaaaaatch…