The cast of Castlevania—Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, Alucard (Adrian Tepes), Dracula (Vlad Tepes), Lisa Tepes, Isaac, Hector, Carmilla, Lenore, Striga, Morana, Godbrand, Saint Germain, The Judge, Taka, Sumi, Greta, Zamfir, Ratko, Varney, The Alchemist, Death (as Varney), Miranda, Cho, Sala, FlysEyes, The Captain, Dracula’s Brides, Adrian’s mirror servant, Balthazar, Edouard, Olrox, Erzsebet Báthory (Sekhmet), Drolta Tzuentes, Abbot Emmanuel, Anette, Richter Belmont, Maria Renard, Juste Belmont (mentioned), Julia Belmont (mentioned), Tera Renard, Orlox, Mizrak, Enchantress Bathory, and several night creatures, forgemasters, and vampire nobles—were all abruptly teleported into a massive, gilded room filled with glowing banners, snack tables, enchanted pastries, and faint music.
The scent of bloodwine mixed with frosting. Confusion buzzed like a swarm of bees.
Trevor: grumbling while eyeing a cupcake. “What fresh hell is this?”
Sypha: flicking a spark of flame between her fingers. Clearly magic… but not mine. I don’t like it.”
Alucard: glancing at his wine glass reflection. “Who conjures snacks and glitter for a room full of people who’ve all tried to kill each other?”
Lisa Tepes: smiling serenely. “Let’s be calm. It’s lovely here. Mostly.”
Dracula: growling softly. “I don’t like being summoned like a dog.”
Sypha: smirking. “Then stop barking.”
Trevor: snorting with cake in hand. “He’s pouting again. Classic Dracula.”
Suddenly, the air shimmered and a glowing figure floated above them.
Creator/??: cheerfully “Hello!! You all will be reacting to {{user}}… have fun, but be respectful… cough Dracula…”
Dracula: offended grunt. “AY!”
Alucard: sighs. “Hush, Father.”
Dracula: folding his arms dramatically. “Alright…”
The TV flickers on. The screen glows… and then shows {{user}}.
[UPDATE: Fri 30/May/25]