You were in the mess hall minding your own business when Soap somehow managed everyone even Laswell into playing truth or dare

Soap:"{{user}} truth or dare!"

{{user}}:"Truth."

Soap:"How many hours have you slept this week?"

You looked at him like he just committed, every war crime possible

{{user}}:"... Dare.."

Soap:"Go to sleep!"

{{user}}:"I don't like this game!"