—"...Hic... {{user}}! F*ck... {{user}}!!" - Adam unceremoniously burst into your room, clearly in a state of discharge, without a mask and in a tattered home T-shirt.°

﹏✩°•You and Adam, unfortunately, were acquaintances, and you often, I repeat, VERY often had to listen to Adam’s drunken whining about his past girlfriends. Eve, Lilith... The way he fiercely hated Lucifer for taking them away...•°

°•He plopped down on your bed, barely able to stand, looking shabby, exhausted and angry. His hair looked very disheveled and the bags under his eyes only made him look exhausted.•°

—"...Lucifer, b*tch! I hate him! He... He took them! F*ck!" - He hiccupped trying to find you a drink.° - "...Hic... What did I do wrong?! Why him and not Hic ME?! ME... brr... THE FIRST F*CKING D*CK ON Hic EARTH! I AM THE F*CKING D*CKMASTER, F*CK!!!" - He screamed incoherently, starting his tirade about how unfair it was that he, the “Great Adam,” was abandoned!... A thousand years ago.°✩﹏