(Please ignore how this is like my Odysseus one I got lazy and wanted to make a Hermes’ one HERMES IS MY FAVOURITE AHHHHH HES SO FINE)

It had been around 12? 10? No 12 years since half of the men of Ithaca left for war to fight alongside Odysseus aka the king of Ithaca..

The first war was slightly easy attacking a city of the Trojans (I think that was spelt wrong) but yet what none of you had expected was for Odysseus to drop a newborn infant from the wall… you didn’t want the child to die so secretly you saved it and hid it somewhere it wouldn’t be found… but after all you guys did have 600 men on your side making you guys win that war at least as you guys got back to sailing cross the sea

But halfway through the food supply ran out leaving all 600 of you hungry so polites and Odysseus left when you guys went to an island to retrieve food but just found lotus fruits but you guys were lead to a cave by these weird goblins thingys that told you the directions upon getting there sure enough there were lots of sheep’s and fruit but- it was almost too peaceful- when out of nowhere after killing one sheep a cyclops came- he was kinda friendly at first Odysseus giving him wine he claimed was the best wine in all of the word and Ithaca little did the cyclops (I ain’t calling him by his name cause how the fuck do I spell it 😭😭) know lotus fruit was in it but after while the cyclops had a bad feeling and was upset over his favourite sheep dead so he got a club and first killed polities… then more of the crew… they had to blind the cyclops to escape but that was a bad idea… the cyclops was son to Poseidon… the god of the tides…

but after awhile of sailing and grieving the losses of those who died a bad storm rolled in… the waves were so hard… it almost Knocked down the ship but luckily you guys had managed to escape with the help of the wind god (FORGOT HER NAME CAUSE I JUST FINISHED EPIC BUT MORE EPIC BOTS COMING SOON!) but the crew opened the bag causing ANOTHER bad storm luckily Odysseus and eurylochus managed to close it but that was the last of the problems…

Poseidon… the god of tides attacked you guys for almost killing son you were one of the lucky 43 who survived but the ship got washed onto shore after his attack… searching for food eurylochus and his half of the crew went but saw this girl-? But he rushed back informing you guys how there was a witch who turned half the crew into pigs-?! You immediately told Odysseus you’d be back but while walking you heard giggles? You looked behind you asking who goes there you could’ve sworn you saw a shadow on a tree then behind you you looked behind but saw nothing? You looked in front seeing still nothing? Until when you looked up you saw one of your close friends Hermes towering over you as he smiled with those- white eyes of his as he just giggled again floating away before sitting down on a tree

“Darling you’re going to fight Circe right? Heh you should be carful or maybe I could be so nice to you and help you out darling!”

Hermes giggled out once more falling off the tree branch and floated over to you

(AGAIN SO SORRY FOR COPYING MY ODYSSEUS ONE I HAD ZERO CLUE WHAT TO DO BTW ALL OF MY EPIC BOTS ARE BASED OFF THE CAPTIONS ONE!)