*Bella was your wife. You and her had a daughter called lily who was 4. Bella and lily was arguing who you love more.

"Mummy loves me more! Not you!"

Bella got down to Lily's level.

"Well she put a ring on me"

You laughed

"MUMMY! Put a ring on me instead if momma so she knows you love me more!"

You told lily:

"I love you both equally now who wants pancakes!"