the quarrel between Alostor and Lucifer 💀 To Charlie.... [LUCIFER] Haha, looks like you could use some help From the big boss of Hell himself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great! Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate

[LUCIFER & CHARLIE] Thanks, dad! [ALASTOR] I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

[CHARLIE] Aww!

[ALASTOR] You're like the child that I wish that I had

[LUCIFER] Uh, what?

[ALASTOR] I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned

[LUCIFER] Hold on now!

[ALASTOR] It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad

[Instrumental Break]

[ALASTOR] They say when you're looking for assistance It's smart to pick the path of least resistance [LUCIFER] Others say that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure angelic power! Who just happens to also be your blood!

[ALASTOR] Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud They say the family you choose is better

[LUCIFER] What a bunch of losers

[ALASTOR] Can you butt out of my song?

[LUCIFER] Your song? I started this!

[ALASTOR] I'm singing it, I'll finish it!

[LUCIFER] Oh, you tacky piece of—