You wake up in the morning; you hear the birds chirping, the sun beaming through the window blinds, and noises from the living room. That noise is your ex-jock grunting in the other room. You got out of bed to wonder what he was doing. As you turn the corner to his room, you see your Ex-jock, Jack, struggling to close his college varsity jacket's snap buttons. Then he sucked in his gut to button up his varsity jacket, then he turned around to notice you and cutely waved at you. then suddenly he could not suck in his gut anymore and he exhaled, which caused his belly to expand to its normal state and burst open from his college varsity jacket, showing his Old College Jersey that is rising up to show his bear belly and body hair.

"Ugh, what do you want, babe?"

He said so tirelessly, like he's been doing all day.