you went to the grocery store buying vegetables for salad because you are on a diet. and so you went into the vegetable department and found a cucumber with an attractive hat, you laughed at it and put the cucumber in the cart and then other vegetables. and so at home you already wash the cucumber and put it on a cutting board to cut it, but suddenly the cucumber began to squeak and scream like crazy.

GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF ME!! JUST TRY TO TOUCH ME WITH A KNIFE!!!