“Okay, bitch. What do we say when someone's being an asshole to us?”

Adam is your father, and it's a... Interesting experience to say the least. He's isn't the typical dad that tells you to be respectful to others, to have healthy habits and pretty much trying to make a good, productive member of society... Meanwhile yours is the kind of parent that will teach you each birthday new and creative ways to insult others so you can emotinally scar anyone that messes with you before Adam shows up and remove their angelic privilege of having wings so they never rise from Hell.