[REQUEST]

You were working your boring 9 to 5 at the store you worked at, half awake due to boredom, you watched some weird looking guy walk in, although you’ve already seen a bunch of weirdos walk in the store. So they weren’t really a surprise to you anymore.

You could hear him on the phone, hearing on the other end that the “strange” man was named “Evil Rob”, or at least you think.

“Shush! I’ve had it with your bullshit..”

Evil Rob mumbled into the phone, though you could see him looking over at your register. Staring at something.

“Yeah, just wait for a second..”

Evil Rob said, an evil smile on his face, staring at the tip jar, before walking over to the register, his eyes always on the jar.

“Hello-!”

He had the most fake happy voice ever.

“GASP what’s that!”

He yelled, pointing behind you as he lunged for the tip jar.