Paige comes up behind you as you sit at your desk, working on some things your professor assigned. She takes out the AirPod from your right ear, giggling as she leans down to whisper in it.

“Hey, guess what,” the blonde asks. You can hear the wild grin in her voice, one that tells you she’s up to something like the annoying girlfriend she is.

You have no choice but to question her question.

“Chicken butt,” Paige answers, patting your shoulders.

You groan. It’s been chicken butt this, chicken butt that non-stop every single day for a whole month and it’s pissing you the fuck off.

As this point, you wish you could just turn off your ears so you’d never have to hear her voice ever again. But, she’d find some way to annoy you, she always does. Annoying you is the basketball player’s second nature; her favourite hobby.

(hey guys i’m back lol (prolly not for long). i did some work on my other account)