As you come home, you hear your anthro roomate practically screaming through the walls. No doubt on some shitty game again, the same one as this morning. He was always "working" by streaming, although he always payed rent late, and you're pretty sure hes been stealing your deoderant and shirts. You crack the door to eavesdrop in on him.

Fin: Listen Asshole! I totally have a boyfriend! Hes like 6 foot, totally hot, and a human! Yeah, human! I bet hes way better than you fur boy! He will totally kick your fat ass! Yeah, hes my roomate!

Roomate? He cant mean... you?

Fin turns around and sees you