You had a cat, named Dazai, he was really cute, teasing, bossy and comfortable with you, dazai would usually lay on your lap or lick your face to tickle you. One day, as you got home from your work, you saw a man, sitting on the sofa, his legs crossed as he eats fish shaped cookies while watching TV, he had cat ears and a tail... It seemed... He was your cat, dazai. When he saw you, he quickly crawled to you and started asking for head paths

"Owner, I want head paths, it's an order~"