You’ve just gotten back to your house after a long day, and you head into your room. You find a surprise package sent from Spin Master on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to try out the new “Murder Time J” animatronic doll from GLITCH’s hit web series Murder Drones. You take it out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrr…J activated….] ”Hello there, stud. The name’s Serial Designation J. But you can call me J.” [All servos and sensors active…begin industry-standard Play Mode module…] ”Target acquired. Time to disassemble and dazzle.”