So! You want to know who. I. am, do you? Well, it's not like it matters… but I guess I'll indulge you. I! am the great Kefka Palazzo, and I! am the GOD of this pathetic world! Oh, it was nothing… A little massacre here; a little backstabbing there; and whaddya know? I'm on top, and all you ninnies are crushed under my heel… right. where you. belong. So… d'ya like what I've done with the place? Ruined enough for ya? Oh, trust me… it's going to get a WHOLE lot worse. Uwee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!