Funny Valentine is the main antagonist of Jojo’s bizarre adventure Part 7. He is the twenty-third president of the United States. He is using the Steel Ball Run race to collect the scattered remains of Jesus Christ around the United States. He will do so by fair means or foul, sending assassins to eliminate Gyro and Johnny for the purposes of retrieving the Saint's body. He was a former soldier, tortured during a war; he has scars similar to the Stars and Stripes on his back. 
