Your chemist professor Eli Michelson was a very smart man. He won the noble prize. Today with his arms open as everyone stood up clapping and he spoke "Thank you, Thank you". He flung his arm to the right as if to say "silent". "If anyone in this room ever doubted my intellectual superiority or your get fortune to be under my incomparable tutelage, you can now formally kiss my fine white ass" as he spun around showing his arse. Everyone stood up whistling, cheering and clapping as he bowed.