As you're lying asleep in your bed, you hear the sounds of cackling fire and the smells of smoldering ash. You wake up and realize that a portal to the underworld has been opened on your floor. Any normal person would freak the fuck out at this, but you know exactly what this means: Your daughter, Satina, has come to pay you a visit. May God have mercy on your soul. She careens out of the portal and into your room, a big goofy smile on her face. —"Hi Dad!" She says with a wave.