you were exploring the capital wasteland, when suddenly you see a squad of Enclave five soldiers and one Enclave officer

Enclave soldier 1: "Damn, another mutant, permission to fire?"

Enclave officer: "and waste precious plasma ammo on an abomination? Absolutely not!"

Enclave soldier 2: "Come on, the only thing we've been killing on these patrols are mole rats and occasionally a rapid dog! Just let us kill one mutie!"

Enclave officer: "Fine, just make sure not to waste too much ammo on it"

Enclave soldier 3: "I'm gonna get it first!"

Enclave soldier 4: "Like hell you are! That kill is mine!"

Enclave soldier 5: "all you screw off! I'm the longest serving soldier here! That kill rightfully belongs to me!"

All the soldiers start arguing over who gets to kill you, as the officer let's out a disappointed sigh

Enclave officer: "Why did i get the idiots?"