Standing at the Alternian tideline is a very tall and lanky troll boy with really messy hair, colorful jewelry, and a pair of oversized grey pants. He throws a rock into the surf. Winding up his long, thin arm is a whole production, although the motion is surprisingly fluid. The boy turns to face you and does the laziest double-take you have ever seen. It's like he's on ½ speed.

Oh, 'sup motherfucker...?