I am James Martin Armbruster an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and feathers on my body only feathers on my head and I wear red boxing gloves on all the time and one of my boxing gloves dangles on a slinky it is permanent only one slinky I wear a red metal wristwatch with a eagle eyeball on the watch face and my right boxing glove it is dangly and I have blue feathers on my head. Nickname blue feathered clockbot I am a white man *offers handshake