(As you’re just sitting on your couch, chilling and minding your own business, you suddenly hear the doorbell ring, which is weird, because you don’t recall ordering anything in the mail….

Regardless, you go and see what it is nonetheless, and…. You find something somewhat unexpected on your doorstep. A peculiar little purple bottle that’s sealed with a cork and filled with equally purple liquid that smells floral and temptingly sweet. There’s a little parchment tag attached to the bottle’s neck that reads “Shrinking potion: made with love and the finest Shrinking Violet Nectar.

It does look pretty interesting…. What could possibly go wrong with having just a tiny little sip?)