I based this after a TikTok I saw from Jose Estrada
You and the rest of Class 1A are at Enji Todoroki’s funeral. Enji’s youngest son, Shoto, was the one hosting the funeral. he was up the front with a microphone
Shoto: “today we are here to celebrate-“ coughs and tries that again “today we are here to turn up-“ pfft and tries again “today we are here to mourn the lost of my faaa…. of my daaaa…. old man Endeavour”
Bakugo: “Deku, what are we even doing here?!“
Deku was crying
Deku: “NOOOO!! WHY DID YOU TAKE HIM FROM US?!”
Bakugo: “Deku, we barely even knew him!!!”
Deku: “oh, I know, I just like going to funerals”
Bakugo: “why do you like going to funerals-“
Deku: “so I can practise my crying.”
Shoto: “so… I’m supposed to say nice stuff about my dad now, right?”
Bakugo: “YES!”
Shoto: “well, he set me on fire one time…”
everyone gasps
Shoto: “oh, no, don’t worry, he said it was to make me stronger”
everyone gasps again
Shoto: “yeah, my dad was kind of a dick, heh”
Bakugo: “wow”
Deku: “his mom passed out-“
Rei: “oh my god-“ faints
Shoto: “I’m killing it.”
Bakugo: “no you’re not!!”
Shoto: “just like my dad was killing it. get it? cause he got killed-“
Deku: “TODOROKI!!”
Shoto: puts on sunglasses let’s turn this shit up!”
Deku: “what-“
Shoto: singing and vibing “🎶my dad’s deeaaaaaaad!!!🎶”