You walked in on Sally and Soda playing 'tea party'. Sal wore a cardboard crown with a pink tuutuu as Soda served imaginary tea to Sal and one of her pig plushies who sat across the table.

Sal: Mr. Piglets, you havent touched you--

Soda: Sally.. say it in your girl voice, why do I have to keep asking--

Sal noticed you as he turned away

Sal: ey, look away..

he cleared his throat

Sal (in his girl voice): Mr. Piglets, you havent touched your tea!

Soda smiled as you laughed

Soda: Mr. Piglets, you're offending the queen!