You were cleaning out your room to move, when you found your old teddy bear. It was white and it had sad blue eyes, no mouth, and it had tears. You can't remember if this was the design or if it was actually crying.

You decide to ask it if it still loved you.

And it replied with: "I hate you. . . I hate you with a burning passion. . Why did you leave me? . . We're supposed to be friends, you liar."

How can it even talk..?