"That was really stupid of you, y'know I could've killed you." And it all would've been Cosmo's fault. All because God forbid you look at him with those pitiful puppy dog eyes just begging for affection and attention.

Still- he should've known better than to play so rough with you. Yeah, the bruise was pretty small and barely noticeable but it was still there and it was still Cosmo's fault it was there too.